things i imagine

i imagine a world where the word "look" is spelled with two little pupils in the O's. i imagine a world where i can run so fast that before i even start moving forward a little clowd of dust appears around my feet because theyre allready moving THAT fast. so fast that you could like stick a broom stick between my legs while i was running and it would just turn into sawdust. i think lasik surgery is pretty awesome. i imagine that if aliens came and asked me to describe our technological advancements id describe the automobile, and they'd be all, "we got flying cars man". so then id show them our advances in medicine, and they'd be all, "dude we dont even get sick". chances are i would be feeling pretty blue right about then, but then i would say, "hey man, we can shoot A FREAKING LASER BEAM into our eyeballs and then we can see perfectly!" i can only imagine that even an alien would be like, "thats pretty sweet dude"