funny words

if something is plain, its ordinary. so if something is far from plain, why is it extraordinary? EXTRA-ORDINARY. i just think if i dont like something that sucks, im pretty sure id hate it if it EXTRA-SUCKS. I saw a shirt that said "young ideas are the nnew future". As opposoed to that old future everybody's been talkin about? Every time I hear the phrase, "i can feel it in my bones", i picture the word "it" rattling around in the rib cage of a human skeleton.

i thought this today

if you could see farts, it would be a lot easier to know who did it. especially if everyone had a different color. also, am i the only one who has noticed you cant buy 3 liter pepsi's or cokes anywhere? whats the deal with that? when did America collectively decide that nobody needs 3 liters of soda anymore? i found some offbrand 3 liters but ill tell you now, its just not the same.